i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Aren’t spreadsheets the greatest? Eeee!
Wow… I could see that all the way from here o.o
Fresh coffee and doughnuts, thanks for keeping track of my finances.
Oh, wow. Thanks so much! *she smiles happily* Doing so really keeps me as happy as the coffee and doughnuts do.
Ever deal with any clients with large amounts of off-the-books wealth?
Well, a good accountant never tells her secrets, but you might say that I am very good at making large numbers go where they are supposed to. *smirk*
Have you met any mysterious shopkeeps lately?
Actually, I’ve been quite busy seeing as it’s tax time. I haven’t really seen anything mysterious aside from the occasional pony trying to do “mysterious” things with their bits.
Solving two problems with one nom
A friend of mine said I’d look nice as a Wonderbolt… I don’t know… I’m not really all that good at flying…
What if Anons were Blackberries?
Then Trissies would eat free on Tumblr.
*pulls out some shine and a rag* Polish your flank? Might help you get that certain special somepony you've been eyeing...
I haven’t been “eyeing” any ponies. You just want an excuse to touch my flank. I’m on to you. *backs away*