damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

Aren’t spreadsheets the greatest?  Eeee! 

Wow… I could see that all the way from here o.o 

Oh, wow.  Thanks so much!  *she smiles happily*  Doing so really keeps me as happy as the coffee and doughnuts do.  

Well, a good accountant never tells her secrets, but you might say that I am very good at making large numbers go where they are supposed to.  *smirk* 

Actually, I’ve been quite busy seeing as it’s tax time.  I haven’t really seen anything mysterious aside from the occasional pony trying to do “mysterious” things with their bits. 

…right. 

A friend of mine said I’d look nice as a Wonderbolt…  I don’t know… I’m not really all that good at flying…

Then Trissies would eat free on Tumblr. 

Dang it, Strawberry….

I haven’t been “eyeing” any ponies.  You just want an excuse to touch my flank.  I’m on to you.  *backs away*